Things you have done in your life, as of today…
Gone on a blind date - Actually, yes – for a Jr. High dance. He was quite sweet, but lived too far away. Aw.
Had a crush on a teacher - Scary thing about my yes is that I think it did go both ways. It was college though, so not so ‘ew’ as you might be thinking. We went so far as to get to go to a concert together and share a couple joints but that was about it.
Skipped school - Never without my parents knowing, I was such a good girl 
Pet a reindeer/goat - I’m sure a goat has been pet my me at some point, stinky as it may have been.
Won a contest - I did win a bike off the back of a cereal box – and a case of John Lennon glasses from a local music shop. No lottery luck yet though.
Run a red light - If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears…. heck yeah!
Been suspended from school – I think it was only one day when I was suspended for wearing a ‘I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?’ tshirt in Jr. High.
Been in a car accident - Yes – a couple. Thankfully the only casualty of any of them was a deer.
Had braces – All through High School. Yes, I’m still bitter, since my teeth have moved back to where they were before…
Felt like an outcast – I don’t trust anyone that hasn’t.
Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night – A pint? Probably not. But I love me some ice cream.
Had deja vu - Whoa – I remember typing an answer to this one, exactly like – whoa! This!
Danced in the moonlight – Sadly, no.
Hated the way you look - As I sit. But I care much less than I used to.
Witnessed a crime – Yes, but nothing serious. A scammy theft. A DUI.
Pole danced -Yes, but not without clothes on.
Been obsessed with post-it notes – The dozens currently on my desk and computer screen can testify to that.
Walked barefoot through the mud – Heck yeah – this reminds me though, that I haven’t done that in years.
Been lost – GPS is a blessing I can’t describe.
Swam in the ocean – Yes – and got swept out to sea once too. Yikes!
Felt like dying – Felt so sick I was going to die? Yes. Felt like I wanted to die? Sure, but it passed. I hope to never feel that way again.
Cried yourself to sleep – I don’t do that – I can’t fall asleep sad, I have to have things tied up before I can rest.
Played cops and robbers - Never. Though my son would love me to. I’m so not playful in that way.
Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers – Sometime this year, yes. I like coloring with my kids. They’re getting better than I am though.
Sung karaoke – Once, in public – it was to “Ice, Ice Baby”. Fun – and drunk.
Paid for a meal with only coins – I did this yesterday.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t – I am the queen of doing things the hard way, but I’m not ignorant. So yeah, I’m constantly doing things I know I shouldn’t and said I wouldn’t.
Made prank phone calls when you were younger – Yes – I’m so sorry, Divina.
Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose – I don’t think so. That would burn like hell.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue – I do that a lot. The little things.
Danced naked in the rain – Danced, yes – not naked. Still a bit self concious for that.
