I came into work feeling a bit blah today, having a root canal scheduled for 11 a.m. However, a co-worker did not fail to cheer me up when she showed me this gem on eBay.
Yes, someone dumped their Super Walmart brand fish sticks out onto the pan to feed their brood of 9 rythym method spaced children and saw that three pairs of them were stuck together. Not just stuck together (as we all have seen when dumping such fish sticks out onto a pan), but in the exact pattern that the crosses on the hill stood on Good Friday.
Lo and behold, just in time for Easter – holy fish sticks. To have that kind of either time, enterprising spirit, or faith – whatever it is that drove that woman to list said sticks on eBay. She says it’s a sign from God because she’s been praying for a new van for all her children to fit into. Screw the kid with the cleft palatte, screw cancer – God decided to send this woman fish sticks that she could sell on eBay to buy a monster van. Ah, to have that kind of faith…
