I believed you, I really did.

Though my instinct said, “come on, that is absurd”, I ignored it. I read your bright, shiny box and thought to myself, “Self, this HAS to be good. It was developed by an elementary school teacher.” I mean, who is more qualified than an elementary school teacher to develop a revolutionary health supplement that prevents the common cold?!? And though my gut was telling me that was ridiculous, I read on…. and saw that yes, it prevents colds. Not only that, it was clinically proven. SOLD!

Now they’re telling me that it was all a lie. How could it be? They told me it cured the common cold! I took it all the time, and though I still got sick, it must not have been with a common cold – Airborne prevents against those. And they’re saying that it wasn’t a clinically proven formula, but instead two guys in a house in a small uncontrolled study. Who says that doesn’t count?!

But they have this claim form online that says that even if I have taken it and felt it worked, I can get up to $65.94 in a refund, no receipt needed, by telling them I bought 6 boxes of it. If I have saved all my receipts, I can get a refund for every box I’ve ever bought.

http://www.airbornehealthsettlement.com

I really believe in Airborne. I think it’s unfair, what they’re saying about it.

But $65 is a lot of gas money.